From the Surfside

Would you guess it’s a free screening for VD? Yes, that VD. It’s true. Check out the story here . You’ve secured the roses and chocolates and made a reservation for a romantic dinner at your favorite restaurant. Think you’re ready for Valentine’s Day? Not so fast Romeo. Don’t forget the final step of heading on down to the local clinic to get screened for any lingering STDs. And don’t worry, you won’t be late for your Valentine’s Day date. In fact, you can get your results in a mere 20 minutes. Your love-making session won’t be the only quickie this Valentine’s Day. Don’t Let VD Spoil VD. Better yet, you may even end up saving some cash. Why spring for the expensive dinner if you know a little chlamydia is going to stymie your post-dinner plans anyway? You want to give your lover some memories that will last longer than gonorrhea. Shoot for a magical evening worthy of a standing ovation, don’t settle for “the clap”. “Thank you so much for the roses and syphilis!”, s