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11 Quotes from "Jaws" in the Era of Coronavirus

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When’s the last time you heard someone say their favorite character in the movie “Jaws” was Mayor Larry Vaughn? Typically, the conversation of favorite character revolves around one of three people- Chief Brody, Quint, or Hooper. Rarely does anyone align with or relate to Mayor Vaughn as their favorite character. In fact, I don’t know that I’ve run into a single person who has ever come out and said they like Mayor Vaughn at all. And the reason is simple. It’s because Mayor Vaughn is a dick. Here are 11 quotes from the movie “Jaws” that replace the word “shark” or “fish” with “coronavirus”, (and one other minor change). Don’t be a dick. Hooper: “Well this is not a boat accident! It wasn’t any propeller! It wasn’t any coral reef! And it wasn’t Jack the ripper! It was a coronavirus.” Mayor Vaugh: “Martin, it’s all psychological. You yell, flu, everybody says, what? You yell coronavirus, and we’ve got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July.” Hooper: “They caught a