Mom's Away? I Got This. - Day #1, 10/31/17

Well the Men O’ McCullough have been left to fend for themselves for the next 4 days as Jenn has taken a well-deserved trip to warmer temps. While the thought of mid-70’s sun and care free days at Disney World sound pretty relaxing to most of us, I’m sure she’s feeling a little unsettled wondering if we’ll survive without her. But rest assured, we’re making out just fine.
Granted, I did lose track of the kids from the time they left for this school this morning until about 8:30 this evening, but everything is ok. Turns out they were just walking about the streets of Milton, taking candy from strangers. They were a little hungry when they got home seeing that they hadn’t been fed dinner (dad oversight!) but fear not! The strangers in Milton were very generous and they filled up on plenty of candy. Much of which was chocolate and apparently made with milk, score!
Other than mysteriously being out of toilet paper and eggs, which I know we had plenty of this morning, we’re doing just fine!

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